KAAND( Life with a twist)

Well to be fair life is a great rollercoster.I believe the more one enjoys the more fun it offers .So here I am writing down some of those small funny incidents of my life and my friends associated with it.These incidents are what I sweetly refer to as "KAAND".

SPYKAR KAAND

It was a warm morning out here in Kgp . Back from home here we were for our final year registration.While I was preparing my documents for the registration then suddenly Kaantebaaz(Deepesh-Person whose primary objective in life is to make me feel petty, miserable, downtrodden , wretched and of course a good friend of mine) makes a ROYAL entry in my room.I was bit confused as to what was in his mind.Soon I came to know about it when he in Rajnikant style biting the Sutta by the corner of his lips placed one of his Goat(refer to kalua NAIDU) legs on my bed.He pointed me to the label of the cargos he was wearing . Not to mention the air of prideness he had as if he was the emperor of some kingdom of nakeds where only the king wore clothes. It must take a blonde's IQ to guess the brand of the cargo he was wearing.

It wasn't the first time he was wearing branded clothes ( The past ones being gifted by one of his liaisons) but since it was the first time he had bought it so he had to be ostentatious about it.

"Kaanta (unluckily I am also referred by this sweet dainty name) just have a look at my cargo and specially at the label of it. As testified by MOOGLE(Mukul- elephant version of Google) it is something which many desire but only few have it and you aren't one of them."

Having achieved eternity(refer to his sole aim of life) he went out once again in a royal fashion.

Well then both of us had to go to bank.He took out his bike.Today he was in a mood of ostentatiousness so started bragging about his driving skills while driving. Suddenly he steered the bike through one of the muddy potholes(Driving skills!). Now it was God's grace or some magic( kattupan) I was unaffected.Not even the tiniest portion of my cloth was smeared with mud.

Kaantebaaz 's cargoes were however completely smeared with muddy water. At least one feet of the portion of his legs above the shoes were mud coloured. His look transformed from Royalty to that of a wretched peasant(His famous Hindi Drams looks). After this we had to go back to hall.

Since that day I haven't seen him wearing it again.

Lesson Learnt :-" It is good be showy but not in front of your friends who are capable enough of making your life miserable" .